I like this - it's a cheats version of a post when I have a cold and can't be bothered to think...
Helen needs to find some soldiers that were in the 4th Infantry Division
Helen needs to do more studying
Helen needs your immediate attention
Helen needs to change her life and quickly
Helen needs you in the trailer
Helen Needs YOUR HELP NOW!
Directions type "(your name) needs" (with the quotes) into google search. Pick out your favourite responses and post 'em.