I was looking after a client the other day, and he has a pet rat. He shouldn't actually have this rat, and now he's being evicted from his flat his rat is going to be fostered... but that's a whole different blog.
Anyway, I held this rat the other day, and it was lovely. Cos I don't mind rats, you see. Well, the domestic kind, not the rabid kind! So, when I went in recently, I said "Hello" to the rat, and went to stroke him when he bit the end of my finger! It hurt so much, it was unreal. Has stopped hurting today, but I have 2 razor like cuts in my finger...
And the rats name was...?